Epic Adventures of the Greek Gods

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The Percy Jackson rp was honestly one of the best/most fun rps I have ever done, if not the best. Looking back on it, it’s complete absurdity. Look at these kids! Why is one half cat? What’s with the worm? Why is one a cartoon of a little girl? This was all completely normal to us in middle school, when we did this. So without further ado…

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Pandora: also known as “Pan-orca”, “Pan-dorka” and “Pan-whora”. Was married to Epimetheus, had to withstand all of Prometheus’s pick-up attempts. Was a bit absentminded, but at the same time was relatively sane compared to all the others.

Athena: not much to be said about her besides Prometheus cheated on Apala with her. Tsk tsk.

Apollo: everything he told anyone was actually song lyrics from a famous song, sung high pitched.

Hermes: the dork of Olympus. Everyone picked on him because he was scrawny. Was for some reason married to his own daughter. Has a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde kinda complex.

Atlas: biker, partier, badass. Looked like Dave Matthews until TBM told me he couldn’t look like Dave Matthews. Spent most of his time being a douche, bullying others, and being in a biker gang???

Poseidon: was never a person, but rather an entity. He could appear at random, and nothing he said was coherent. It was all “OOOO000000hHHHHHOOOOOHOHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh” noises that were really loud. He was a real crusty barnacle.

Leslie: Daughter of ARES. Also known as “MEES LESLIE” and “Lesloo”. One of the three heroes of the Camp Halfblood prophecy. She was a punk teen who would sometimes be possessed by Aphrodite, but I’ll get to her later. Leslie was awesome and one of the only characters that carried over into the next rp, which I’ll draw one day. She was tough, and never took any shit from the other campers that we rp’d with. Later married Borya, one of the other heroes of Olympus. Was also a huntress of Artemis, and could turn into a bear.

Lucky: Daughter of Hermes. One of the three heroes of the Camp Halfblood prophecy and Leslie’s best friend. Wore a rabbit foot around her neck and could turn into a rabbit, because she was also a huntress. From Mexico. Her signature weapon was a club she carved from a tree when she had to stop Aphrodite from possessing Leslie.

Borya: One of the three heroes of the Camp Halfblood prophecy and Leslie’s boyfriend. From Russia, but not with love because Borya was actually pretty annoying. Kept yelling. One time he talked to a potato sack with a red wig on it for three hours because he thought it was her. The sack later lit on fire, but he still talked to it. Kept drinking. Eventually gained the power to turn into a seagull because Artemis wanted him to be a huntress, er… hunter. He and Leslie’s relationship is what led into the second, more extreme rp.

Lena: One of the five huntresses of Artemis, along with Leslie and Lucky. Crazy. Lived in the woods and could turn into a wildcat. Rode a bike TO THE EXTREME to catch Aphrodite and save Leslie. Eventually married some cat god.

Lola: The fourth huntress of Artemis and daughter of Athena. Could turn into an owl. Lived in the woods, where she blazed it like it was 4/20 every day, man. Had a kid with some falcon god.

Lotus: The fifth huntress of Artemis and daughter of Hades. Died young. RIP Lotus gone but forgotton. She ded.

Peter: Also known as “Dr. Worm”. The best character ever. Son of Dionysus. Obsessed with cocaine and a wannabe mobster. When someone played “Dr.Worm” by They Might Be Giants, he would turn into his true form: a giant worm with his human head. Likes to play the drums. Thinks he’s getting good but he can handle criticism. We used to put Dr. Worm on like 10,000,000 different tabs, all at once. Once had a girlfriend named Percy, but Percy went nuts. Eventually had two kids with her- Peterotica and Wiggleh. More on them all later. Was one of Damian’s men during the mobster rp and once dated Miysha (also more on her one day).  Not a real doctor, but they call him Dr. Worm.

Xander: Lotus’s brother and son of Hades. Fell in love with Leslie, but when Leslie broke up with him for Borya, he became enraged and jealous. Cursed them so that every time they were together, it would rain. It never stopped raining.

Kenny: Lucky’s future son that came back in time. Had a basilisk named “Seizure Snake” that had strobe lights for eyes. Had a natural love of snakes, and a natural love of his boss, Damian. Was his right hand man in the mob rp. Had a thick Brooklyn accent. Was a scrawny little twerp who later became evil and shat all over camp, forcing the campers to find the golden fleece to clean it up. Was in love with Neo.

Damian: Another one of the best characters ever. Leslie’s future son with some Italian guy. Really fat. Wore a fedora before internet weirdos made them uncool. Always made a face (the one in the picture) called the “Damian face”. Eventually became a mob boss.

Taylo: Teenage girl who could turn into a fish. Daughter of Prometheus before he disowned her for being too much of a TEEN.

Selkie: Water nymph who helped Leslie, Lucky and Borya on their journey. Turned into a seal when she touched water. Was actually just a little girl in a green one-piece bathing suit with Pikachu on it. Would scream “SELKIEEEEE” at random intervals and ruin adventures/give away positions. One of the best characters of all time. Was once in a labyrinth for four hours and forgot she was even in it despite all of her friends trying desperately to escape and talking about being in it. Prometheus’s daughter.

Hannah: Prometheus’s baby with Apala who was a Child of the Corn . Had an obsession with Hades.

Child Lalp:  Little girl who was half cat. Painted whiskers on her face. Child of Lena and some cat god.

Lurel: Insane. Wasn’t even a child of a god, she just came in and played tennis, sweat everywhere, and made horrible sexual puns. Fantastic.

Shit-Boy: Little boy who is the son of Hestia and Menoetius. Sweet. Helped his father with the farm in the underworld.

Rita: Overwhelmingly negative in the most hilarious way possible. A fan favorite. Daughter of Hephaestus. At the end of the rp, her negativity was so incredible that she caved in, becoming a black hole and sucking everything and everyone in. This is how we ended it. The last words were her friend Melody saying “RITA, NO!”

Neo: Half girl half bird daughter of Lola and some bird guy. Was incredibly sweet and shy. Spoke with a soft southern accent. Loved Kenny and would hug him with her wings.

Prometheus: The new king of the gods after overthrowing Zeus and hugging Hades to submission. He didn’t have to do anything to Poseidon because Poseidon is already dead inside. Married Apala and eventually joined a polygamous relationship with Apala, Bell, Luna, Lucifer, and Hades. Was a fun king and a crazy guy in general. Made fun of Pandora all day, every day. Fell in love with her for a short while but then realized she wasn’t his one and only… Hades. <3 Used to be a cat.

Hades: The light of the entire Greek God adventure. Sex-crazed lunatic. Loved Prometheus and… well, everyone. We couldn’t help but imagine the Disney version, making this 10000 times crazier. One of the best characters ever.

Apala: Sweetheart queen of the gods. Loved Prometheus. Kinky. Was also once a cat. Apala was one of the best characters I ever rp’d with. Sweetheart, good with kids, had a wild side.

Lucifer: “Lucie”. Another god who somehow made it to Olympus. Hades’s boytoy.

Artemis: Olympian goddess and leader of the huntresses. Smoked weed. Dated Atlas. Insane.

ARES: Olympian god. One of the best characters ever. Obsessed with himself. I mean REALLY obsessed with himself. Crimson chin. Made unpleasant noises. The song “Mars Bringer of War” by Gustav Holst would play every time he made an appearance. He just generally beat the shit out of everyone and talked about loving himself. “WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE MYSELF”

Bell: Witch. Sister of Apala and Luna. Assassin. Hardcore badass who was just awesome. Also kinky.

Luna: Sister of Apala and Bell and wife of Hades/Lucifer. Sweet. Innocent. Kinky.

Aphrodite: Olympian goddess. Married to ARES. Screamed “OOOOO000000000000OOOOOOO” all of the time. In order to bring their dead back to life, people would be forced to do chores for her, however disgusting.  Could turn into a worm. Harassed Leslie constantly.

Menoetius: Prometheus’s brother and Hestia’s main man. Underworld farmer. Twitchy. Yelled a lot.

Hestia: Goddess of the hearth. Menoetius’s wife. Insane yet relatively sane.

Epimetheus: Absolute jerk. Pandora’s husband. Got really REALLY fat for some reason. Looks like Steve Carrel (sp?)

Percy: Peter’s deranged Percy-Jackson genderbend girlfriend. Insane. Was ok with Peter snorting cocaine but not with him smoking cigarettes. Relationship with Peter ended when she caught him and Damian in bed. Daughter of Poseidon.

Seacrest: Sassy. Son of Aphrodite.

Melody: Daughter of Apollo. Rita’s best friend. Super sweet and nice and cheery. Was happy about absolutely everything, except Percy. She was the only thing that made her unhappy, ever. Called Percy a bitch.

John: The most boring person ever. Son of Hera. Spoke like a robot. In the end got ripped and saved Olympus and Camp Halfblood.

Tammy: Just some random clingy floozy that found her way to Olympus and then wouldn’t leave. Epimetheus cheated on Pandora with her. She later went to the underworld to harass Hades and never left, much to his dismay. The only thing she really ever said was “HI I’M TAMMY” like Daisy.

Moth: Idk who his parent is. Kept on a leash by Alex. Super tweaked out. Those butterflies, man.

Eliot: Son of Apollo. Wants to sleep with everyone. Crazy.

Alex: Androgynous daughter of Athena. Smart and puts up with bullshit. Keeper of the Moth.

Bell, Apala, Luna, and her interpretations of Hades and Lucifer are
The rest are mine and 's. Not sorting through them lol
And the Greek gods belong to... the ancient Greeks???